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This collection is all things GeoTheGeode outside the display case — apparel, accessories, and everyday items featuring our favorite amethyst geode and the minerals we can't stop talking about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePerfect for fellow rock hounds, crystal collectors, and anyone who'd rather explain what a \"type locality\" is than talk about the weather.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"flip-flops","title":"GeoTheGeode Avatar Flip-Flops","description":"Let's be honest — this listing exists because of an inside joke with a few friends, and there's a nonzero chance one of them buys these just to prove a point. If that's you: hi, I see you, no judgment.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBut if you, a stranger on the internet, also want to walk around with an androgynous amethyst geode on your feet — the door's open. No judgment there either.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLightweight, sublimation-printed, and exactly as practical as you'd expect from a decision made mostly for the bit.\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"GeoTheGeode","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":52697970409783,"sku":"8303339_10170","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52697970442551,"sku":"8303339_10171","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52697970475319,"sku":"8303339_10172","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/6726\/4311\/files\/sublimation-flip-flops-white-lifestyle-1-6a5d980b6dbf4.jpg?v=1784518682"},{"product_id":"chibuku-zimbabwe-amethyst-twin-w-sceptor-luggage-tag","title":"Chibuku, Zimbabwe Amethyst Twin w\/ Scepter Luggage Tag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGeoTheGeode Crystal Luggage Tag\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSpot your bag from across the carousel with a genuine amethyst quartz crystal on the front — a real specimen photographed and printed in full detail, right down to its natural inclusions and the trace matrix still clinging to its base.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're headed to your next collecting site or just want a little piece of the mineral world along for the ride, this tag keeps your luggage easy to identify and looking sharp.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e* 100% acrylic, lightweight and durable\u003cbr\u003e* Adjustable leather strap\u003cbr\u003e* Rear business card slot for your contact info\u003cbr\u003e* Blank product sourced from the USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare: Wipe with a damp cloth; air dry or buff with a soft, non-abrasive cloth.\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GeoTheGeode","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52712246378807,"sku":"8691236_23889","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/6726\/4311\/files\/luggage-tag-2.4x4-front-6a616e6f2a9f2.jpg?v=1784770177"},{"product_id":"chibuku-zimbabwe-amethyst-twin-w-scepter-gaming-mouse-pad","title":"Chibuku, Zimbabwe Amethyst Twin w\/ Scepter Gaming Mouse Pad","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGeoTheGeode Crystal Gaming Mouse Pad\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGame with a genuine amethyst twin on your desk — no, not literally, but this mouse pad features a real Zimbabwe amethyst twin with scepter formation, photographed in full detail down to its natural facets and inclusions. A little bit of the mineral world, right under your mouse.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Rubber non-slip base\u003cbr\u003e• Sizes: 36″ × 18″ (91.4 cm × 45.7 cm), 18″ × 16″ (45.8 cm × 40.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Vibrant prints, long lasting\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality edge stitching that doesn’t peel\u003cbr\u003e• Non-slip surface\u003cbr\u003e• Rounded edges\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: Not machine washable. 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